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		<title>Let It Ride Strategy</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let it ride is a great poker game which is played against the casino gambling and not against other players which means that you’re going to be playing at a disadvantage. Typically the house advantage when you’re playing let it ride is only about 3.5% which isn’t that bad although other games offer less of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Let it ride is a great <a href="http://www.dmoz.org/Games/Gambling/Poker/">poker game</a> which is played against the casino gambling and not against other players which means that you’re going to be playing at a disadvantage. Typically the house advantage when you’re playing let it ride is only about 3.5% which isn’t that bad although other games offer less of an edge then let it ride. We’re going to spend a little bit of time looking at some let it ride strategy so next time you’re in the casino you can play this game and win some money. Typically you don’t want to play any of the side/bonus bets in let it ride because the house advantage goes up which isn’t going to help you out.</p>
<p>When you start the hand you need to place three bets into three circles and then the dealer will deal out your three cards. You then get to look at your three cards and decide whether or not you want to keep your first bet on the table. If you want to keep it on the table then all three bets need to remain on the table and you will need to just wait to see if you win. If you take your first bet off of the table then the dealer will reveal their first card. At this point in the hand you will need to decide whether or not you want to keep your second bet on the table. The third bet always needs to stay on the table so once you have made your decision on the second bet your job is done.</p>
<p>In order to win on <a href="http://www.slotsguide.net/crazy-slots">Crazy Slots</a> while playing let it ride you need to have a pair of tens or better using your three cards and the dealer’s two cards. In this poker game the dealer’s cards actually help you out so you don’t need to worry about beating their hand, you only need to worry about having a pair of tens or better. The strategy for playing let it ride is really simple and I would use the most conservative strategy until you become familiar with the game and then you can test out different things.</p>
<p>Once you look at your three cards if you don’t have a pair of tens or better then I would take down the first bet. After seeing the dealer’s first card if you still don’t have a pair of tens or better then you should take down the second bet as well and just leave the third bet out there. This is the most conservative strategy to use, but it means that you will need to win more often then if you were to take some risks. Some of the smarter risks to take while playing let it ride would be to leave out the second bet when you have an open ended straight or flush. You won’t always hit the flush or straight, but if you manage to do so then you’ll be paid off nicely on your hand.</p>
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		<title>Cincinnati Bengals</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 16:02:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After seven weeks of the 2009 NFL Season the Cincinnati Bengals have a 5-2 record. Many people this year were unsure about how the Bengals would come out of the gate mainly because of the fiasco last year. So far this year the Bengals have been anything but consistent and I’m still unsure about what [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After seven weeks of the 2009 NFL Season the <a href="http://www.bengals.com">Cincinnati Bengals</a> have a 5-2 record. Many people this year were unsure about how the Bengals would come out of the gate mainly because of the fiasco last year. So far this year the Bengals have been anything but consistent and I’m still unsure about what to think of this team. They are sitting in first place in the AFC North right now, but the Steelers have a 5-2 record as well. The Bengals are only winning the division right now because they beat the Steelers in week 3.  </p>
<p>The Cincinnati offence had a rough first week, but since then they have been waking up a bit. The offence averages 23.3 points per game which is good for 15th in the league right now. Being in the middle of the pack for points per game isn’t great, but when you have a stellar defence like the Bengals it will do. One place the Bengals have really improved in this year is at running the ball. Cedric Benson is basically receiving all of the rushes so far this season and he has 720 yards on 164 attempts. Cedric also has 5 TD’s on the season and I’m sure that he will easily get over 10TD’s this season.  </p>
<p>Just like in recent years past <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?playerId=2584">Chad Ochocinco</a> is the leading receiver on the Bengals team. Chad has already caught 39 balls this season for 573 yards and 5TD’s. The fact Ochocinco is catching the ball doesn’t surprise me, but what does surprise me a bit is how many players on the Bengals have caught the ball this season. Carson Palmer was injured most of last season and it caused the Bengals team to basically fold. This year though, Palmer is back at QB and so far he has been leading his team to wins. Seven Bengal players already have more then 10 catches on the season after only seven games.  </p>
<p>Now that we’ve taken a look at the <a href="http://www.footballbettingpro.com/">football betting</a> offence lets take a quick look at the Bengals defence. The Bengals defence so far this season has allowed 18.3 points per game which is 9th in the league. Another remarkable statistic is that they are only giving up 88 yards rushing per game which is 5th best in the league right now after week 7. The defence have also picked off the ball 8 times which is more then 1 per game. The 8 INTS have come from Jonathon Joseph, Leon Hall and Chris Crocker.  </p>
<p>The Bengals are fairly lucky to be sitting in first place right now in their division simply because they have had some last minute victories this season. The biggest victory of the season came against the Ravens when the Bengals were able to move down the field in the final minute to score a TD on the stingy Ravens defence. If the defence continues playing as good as they are and the offence can keep playing like they did in week 7 then I think that Cincinnati has a great <a href="http://www.footballbettingpro.com/nfl-odds/">NFL Odds</a> chance at winning the division this year. It would be a remarkable upset for the Bengals to beat the Steelers in the AFC North, but it looks to be taking shape nicely over the past couple weeks.   </p>
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		<title>Play poker here, blackjack there</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 16:01:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you’re planning a trip to Vegas, here’s the breakdown of where to go to play what game.
If you want to play poker: Head to The Mirage first. The atmosphere is a little calmer than the most lavish, craziest hotels like Caesar’s, Venetian, Bellagio, etc… but it’s head and shoulders above the lower-end joints like [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you’re planning a trip to <a href="http://www.visitlasvegas.com/">Vegas</a>, here’s the breakdown of where to go to play what game.</p>
<p>If you want to play poker: Head to The Mirage first. The atmosphere is a little calmer than the most lavish, craziest hotels like Caesar’s, Venetian, Bellagio, etc… but it’s head and shoulders above the lower-end joints like Circus Circus or Harrah’s. If you’re looking to be in the middle of the Vegas “action” so to speak, head over to MGM. There’s always a show going on there, the poker floor is always bustling with people coming and going, and somebody is always screaming for joy or heartache somewhere in the casino. Some people prefer a quieter spot, though, when they’re trying to concentrate on the game. Of course, if you’re looking for history, you must take the trip to Freemont Street and head on into Binion’s Horseshoe Casino.</p>
<p>Black jack: Take a 180 from the poker recommendations and find one of the no-name, no-door places hidden on Freemont Street or further down the strip. The places where the gum residue on the floor offers a perfect bridge between the street and the carpet of the casino. The carpet’s dirty, there’s no air conditioning in the places, but you can waste away the whole day on cheap, cheap liquor and $2 <a href="http://fr.blackjacktips.net/">black jack</a> tables. The atmosphere in these establishments is a little dingy, but it’s still great, and it tends to keep away the tourists. You probably aren’t a blackjack genius, but even you want to stay away from tables that attract these disasters waiting to happen. If you want someplace a little more on the map for blackjack, give Rio a try.</p>
<p>Roulette: For the setup alone, and the ambiance, the only place I’ll spend hours playing roulette is at the Paris hotel. It’s all state of the art, comfortable seating, brightly lit, bunch of tables set up together…just a good place to let the ball roll. Most roulette players aren’t that picky, though, and as is the case there really isn’t any on particular place to avoid.</p>
<p>Slots: Everybody has the loosest slots in town, didn’t you know that? Honestly, there isn’t a casino anymore that doesn’t have what everyone else has. So a good rule of thumb is this: if you’re only planning to run quarters into a machine all day, find a place with the best buffet and restaurant options. <a href="http://www.montecarlo.com/">The Monte Carlo</a> is a top pick here. Trust me, after a few hours of pulling the lever, grabbing three quarters, rinse and repeat (do they even have levers anymore?) you’re going to work up an appetite. New York, New York also has the best junk food, so it’s a good slot machine destination, as well.</p>
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		<title>How to Play the Casino Card Game War</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 15:59:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The card game war is a very simple game to play where you will have a 50% chance of winning every single bet which is pretty good odds. The game is extremely simple to play and there aren’t many rules that you need to learn. You will be able to play war in land based [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The <a href="http://boardgames.about.com/od/cardgames/a/war.htm">card game war</a> is a very simple game to play where you will have a 50% chance of winning every single bet which is pretty good odds. The game is extremely simple to play and there aren’t many rules that you need to learn. You will be able to play war in land based casinos and online casinos so it’s a game that is worth learning. There is no strategy that you can use in order to win more money playing war and you will need to rely on getting lucky.</p>
<p>The game can be played with up to six players on one table in the casino and before a hand can start every player on the table needs to place their wager in front of them. Every casino that offers <a href="http://de.blackjacktips.net/">blackjack</a> will have limits set in place which means that you will need to bet a minimum amount and won’t be allowed to bet over a certain amount. Once the bets have been placed the dealer will deal out one card to everyone starting with the player to the left of the dealer.</p>
<p>The dealer will go around the table flipping over one face up card for each player and then after going each player one card the dealer will flip over their card. Your goal is to have a higher valued card then the dealer. The ace is always counted as the high card when you play war so you want to get dealt aces as much as possible.</p>
<p>Much like <a href="http://de.blackjacktips.net/blackjack-strategie">blackjack strategie</a>, the war card game has a very basic strategie as well. Once the cards have been dealt out the dealer will take all of the losing bets off of the table and then payout all of the winning bets. If there are any ties in the hand then the dealer will wait until everyone is paid out and then you will need to decide what you want to do. Your options are to continue playing the hand and go to war or surrender the hand. If you surrender the hand then you will receive half of your bet back, but if you want to continue playing the hand you will need to place in another bet that is equivalent to your initial bet. If you tie the first round and you don’t want to use one of the two above options then you can bet on the round of war being a tie as well. If the round of war is tied with the dealer and you beat on it being a tie you get paid out 10:1 although the likelihood of this happening is very slim.</p>
<p>War is always a busy game in land based casinos because of the fact the game is so easy to play and the odds are so good. If you don’t know how to play any other games then playing war is definitely one of the best games too play. The game is really quick so you need to make sure that if things aren’t going your way that you quit before you lose too much money.</p>
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